How Would You Use Minority Report?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Remember in Minority Report where if you thought about murdering someone they put you in a tube? The big tube you’re in forever alongside a bunch of other guys stacked six people high. Well here at Plumbing the Death Star we think that’s probably an imperfect system. Zammit is shocked that cops could be made even lazier, Jackson tries to become the worlds worst realtor, and Duscher wants you to send him your Orgy Spotify Playlists please. So hop into a nutrient rich pool and chuck on your headphones. It’s another episode of Plumbing the Death Star, a very good podcast.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.
0:07.0	Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Store.
0:10.3	I'm Joel.
0:10.9	I'm Jackson.
0:11.6	I'm also Joel.
0:12.4	Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast where we asked the important questions.
0:18.0	Like, how would you use minority report?
0:33.6	Right, so, you know, a wonderful film.
0:37.3	Beautiful movie. A beautiful movie by Stephen. A wonderful film. Beautiful movie.
0:38.3	The Beautiful movie by Stephen Spielberg with Thomas Cruz based on a Philip K. Dick short story.
0:45.3	The novella called, you're not going to believe this. The Minority Report.
0:49.3	I would believe that actually.
0:50.3	They dropped the the the movie.
0:52.3	Drop the thaw. Yeah.
0:53.3	So in the movie, if you don't remember it, they have these precogs, these people that can see the future.
0:59.0	You got Agatha and then you've basically got, I don't know, Jenkins and Wangus.
1:05.1	They are so unimportant, it doesn't matter.
1:07.1	Fuck Jenkins and Wongus.
1:08.4	Yeah, dude.
1:09.2	And the whole thing is we've got these three people.
1:11.2	They can see the future.
1:12.2	And then we're in this pool of nutrients that they get taken care of.
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