How Would You Survive in Skyrim if You Weren't the Main Character? (Feat. Adam)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes stop eating souls, give the finger to the Greybeards, and become an NPC as we ask the important questions like how would you survive in Skyrim as not the main character. We talk about the invulnerability of beggars, take refuge in a dress shop, and die anyway as Alduin eats the world. Adam hitches himself to the main character, Jackson chooses poorly every time, and Zammit just asks a lot of questions. So find the least occupied corner of Skyrim, hunker down, and do your very best not to get caught up in someone else’s destiny. It's harder than it sounds.Want to help Adam get a job at Dragonsreach? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can really punch up his resume.And don’t forget to be a magic boy or girl by heading to http://www.lootcrate.com/letmedie, use the promo code letmedie to save some serious $$$ on your next lootcrate subscription!

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