How Would You Put Humpty Dumpty Back Together Again?
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2021
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:42.0 | Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star, |
| 0:45.0 | where we ask the important questions like, how would you put Humpty Dumpty back together? |
| 0:56.0 | So what are King's horses, all the King's men? They fucked it, they couldn't do it! |
| 1:06.0 | They could've put them together again! But the plumbing boys, we got this. |
| 1:10.0 | Okay, so our egg king was sitting on a fucking wall like a dickhead, if you're an egg, don't go up high. |
| 1:18.0 | Is he an egg though? |
| 1:21.0 | Is he an egg? Is Humpty Dumpty? |
| 1:24.0 | Humpty Dumpty, let me tell you. |
| 1:26.0 | It looks sad on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Humpty Dumpty, that's not the name. |
| 1:36.0 | But we both said it was such confidence! |
| 1:39.0 | All the King's horses, I'm sitting on a new chair and almost fell off of it when I said that. |
| 1:44.0 | And all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again. |
| 1:48.0 | Any more of the nursing robbers that he's just fucking dead? |
| 1:52.0 | He just had a pitfall. |
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