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Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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For clarity's sake, Jackson is pitching a cult this episode. It's a weird cult with seemingly no purpose, but the vibes are fucked.

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0:00.0	Here we are. Another train delay, not a problem for Claire.
0:06.1	Phone in hand, ready to play the free coral rewards grabber.
0:09.7	Loose wrist, firm grip.
0:11.8	Textbook. Oh, look at this.
0:14.2	She's won herself 50 coral coins for free.
0:17.3	But now what to spend them on?
0:19.0	Free spins or a casino bonus.
0:22.2	And, oh, she's gone with free spins.
0:25.7	Lovely choice, Claire.
0:27.3	Cash in Coral coins for free to choose rewards you actually want.
0:31.9	Coral, we're here for it.
0:34.1	18 plus UK.
0:35.2	Participate in selected promos to get Coral coins.
0:37.5	Coins expire. Tees and Cs apply. Take time to think. 18 plus UK. Participate in selected promos to get coral coins. Coins expire.
0:38.2	T's and Cs apply.
0:39.2	Take time to think.
0:41.1	The future is unpredictable at times.
0:44.5	But the Open University are the experts in distance learning, allowing you to fit
0:49.3	study around your life.
0:51.4	What's more, you'll have support from dedicated tutors every step of the way.
0:56.3	Now, suddenly your possibilities are open. Registered by the 9th of January to get started.
1:05.4	The Open University, the future is open.
	...

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