How Would You Market the Pym Particles?
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2022
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
In this weeks Plumbing the Death Star your 3 favourite dumb boys bring you one of their patented good episodes where they try and sell Pym Particles in various different markets. From food service to the entertainment industry and everything in between. Jackson thinks the best use is making regular size hotdogs from tiny hotdogs essentially increasing the price by something like 500%, Zammit suggests making small men tall and Duscher reluctantly helps those c***s that go into the wilderness. The boys also discuss the ways the Pym Particles can be used in medicine including cosmetic procedures, child birth and of course, penis enlargement before finally settling on making their orifices tiny.
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| 1:28.0 | Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. |
| 1:31.0 | I'm Joe. |
| 1:32.0 | I'm Jack, and I'm also Joe. |
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