How Would You Market the Neuralyzer from Men in Black 1 to 3?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It's that time again where the marketing geniueses that are Plumbing the Death Star have to spin their wheels to sell a fictional product! This time they've gotten their grubby little hands on Men in Black's infamous neuralyzer. Sure it can wipe minds and probably shouldn't be used by anyone let alone the general public but let's see how they do! JD wants to speedrun therapy, Zammit forgets we can't talk to cats and Jackson spends too much time getting his mind wiped. After listening to this, you should go and listen to every episode of Plumbing the Death Star. Again. For the first time (please note, for anyone under 30 this is a reference to that MiB commercial I vaguely remember).

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0:00.0	Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok.
0:03.6	Watch it too much and make us go viral.
0:06.0	Now on, help ruin other people's days.
0:08.5	Just search for plumbing the Death Star on Tik-Tok and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that
0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good. Fashion, it's a fickle game.
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