How Would You Improve the Human Body?
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
The human body has so many superfluous bits and is lacking cool things like extra knees and we here at Plumbing the Death Star are the perfect trio to come up with brilliant and very smart ideas to change things up. Let's take a hard look at our beautiful bodies and just go buck wild with it. Swapping genitals? A little guy that does all our poops for us? A big eye on the top of our head on constant watch for big birds? All this AND Jackson has a weak little mouth on another exceptional episode of what is fundamentally a pop culture podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up gamers and fans of podcasts in general? |
| 0:06.0 | Are you a gamer and a fan of a podcast and maybe in Sydney in April? |
| 0:12.5 | That was my practice one. |
| 0:13.6 | I'm good to go. |
| 0:14.0 | It was really good. |
| 0:17.5 | I don't think you need to practice anymore. |
| 0:28.5 | What's up, gamers, and fans of other podcasts that aren't necessarily video game-based. |
| 0:31.9 | Did you know that Thumbcrams is heading to Sydney in April? |
| 0:33.0 | That's right. |
| 0:41.8 | Thumbcrams and Friends present Sidney April on April 16 at 7.30 p.m. at where? What? The factory theater. I don't know. Why are you looking at us? Don't look at me, dude. You tell me where we're performing. |
| 0:47.3 | We're performing it in the factory floor, which is one of the rooms in the wonderful factory theater. |
| 0:52.4 | And when? I don't know that either. I said just before. Well, remind, he wasn't listening. I'm not listening. I don't know what's going on. I'm very scared. And it's on April 16. Thursday, April 16, at 7.30 p.m. respectable time for a weeknight. Yeah. And thumb cramps obviously is hosted by me and Jackson. |
| 1:11.3 | Yes. |
| 1:11.9 | You might have heard when I said thumb cramps and friends present things in April. And you're probably sitting there being like, who they're friends. I'd love to buy a ticket to this podcast, but I need to know who their friends are. Great news. It's Joel Zammett. Hello, I'm right here. You probably heard my voice from before when I said, what? I don't know what's going on |
| 1:27.1 | You can expect some of that |
| 1:28.2 | But you can also expect that from |
| 1:29.3 | Andrew Levens |
| 1:30.3 | He's not in the studio currently. We can't throw to him. He'll be there. Steph Panicassio. Also not in the studio. But you can imagine what she might say. Chloe Appleby. Same thing. Bet she'd have a good joke right about now. Ruby Inters. |
| 1:45.0 | I bet she'd say something mean to me. |
| 1:47.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:48.0 | Those are the friends, but whose thumb cramps? |
| 1:50.0 | Well, it's Joel Dusha. |
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