How Would You Dunk Achilles Into the River to Make Him Better (and No You Just Can't Throw Him In)?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

No form of pop culture is safe from Plumbing the Death Star, and that includes ancient greek mythology. JohnnyImperfectAlien from the Sanspants Radio discord, asks the boys to give their strategies for dunking their baby boy Achilles in the river styx. To no one's surprise their baby almost instantly gets swept away and Jackson starts eating snakes and then they start remembering the movie coneheads. If you love the boys misremembering ancient myths and getting into arguments about brains and skulls then this is the ep for you.

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0:38.9	Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson and I'm also Joe. Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast that asks the
0:42.7	important questions and sometimes those questions don't come from us. They come from listeners.
0:46.9	Like this one that was in the Sanspanse Radio Discord from Johnny Imperfect Alien who asks
0:53.1	How Would You Dunk Achilles into the river to make him better?
0:57.3	In brackets, I know you just can't throw in this.
1:14.6	That would have been my first choice. Yeah.
1:15.3	So, Achilles.
1:17.1	Braddittal Lee Pitt.
1:18.9	What?
1:19.5	A beautiful man.
1:21.0	Okay.
1:21.6	Handsome.
1:22.2	Bad man.
1:23.9	Terrible father.
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