How Would You Deal With the Shark Problem in Jaws Better Than How They Deal With the Shark Problem in Jaws?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The boys need some quick cash so hastily wrote “and also Sharks too” on their “will kill the following for $5” sign and as luck would have it the mayor of Amity Island was walking by with a huge Jaws problem! The only catch? They can’t shut down the beach and they’ve only got two days. Zammit’s plans quickly get away from him as dolphins start getting dressed up as sexy ladies, JD wants to fasten the effects of global warming and Jackson wants to go fishing with him as the worm. It’s Jaws v the boys as they cobble together harebrained scheme after harebrained scheme to get rid of this great white once and for all and earn that $5 (each tho, don’t you dare skimp on that extra tenner Mr. Mayor, we will cause a scene).

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0:35.0	It looks like Buntas come early this year with the arrival of Star Wars as Soka thanks to Disney+.
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0:46.0	as she investigates an emerging threat to an already vulnerable galaxy.
0:51.0	What personal sacrifices will she make to protect the universe?
0:54.0	Who's gonna help her? Who will betray her?
0:56.0	Will there be a love interest played by a dumpy man with the sloppiest rig in his mid-30s
1:01.0	who isn't very clever that I can project myself onto?
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1:17.0	Happy Buntas, may all your pods be racing!
1:25.0	You're listening to The Sandspans Network.
1:28.0	Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star, I'm Joe.
1:32.0	I'm Jackson.
1:33.0	And I'm also Joe.
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