How Would You Cope With the Three Shell Dilemma in Demolition Man?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

After being cryogenically frozen for several decades the boys have awoken in 2032 and need to shit real bad! Thankfully they still have stainless steel prison toilets for such an occasion. After scrolling through future google on their future phones while their sphincters slowly defrost they are presented with one of earth’s biggest mysteries. 3 shells. Stallone’s explanation is thoroughly examined as we all look at a diagram we hate and are perplexed to how Stallone thinks anyone is expected to pull shit out from ones own anus using two shells held like chopsticks. The future is covered in poopy, which probably explains all the germophobia. Our confidence is at an all time low as we’re all worried about passing the sniff test. Go on, give it a sniff! Is it clean?? No. It absolutely is not clean.

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0:42.0	Hey, everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joe.
0:46.0	I'm Jackson, and I'm also Joe.
0:47.0	I feel like I'm saying the intro wrong, and...
0:50.0	Today...
0:52.0	This is a podcast where you ask important questions, like, how would you cope with the three-shell dilemma in Demolition Man?
1:13.0	What? If you don't know.
1:15.0	What do you mean? You don't know the classic song?
1:17.0	Three-shell dilemma?
1:18.0	I do not.
1:20.0	It's sick, because if people don't know Demolition Man, and they haven't looked it up,
1:23.0	by me saying the three-shell dilemma sounds like it's like a real puzzle.
1:30.0	Stellar, and he wakes up. It's the future now. He goes to take a shit.
1:34.0	I didn't wear the toilet paper's meant to be, and instead...
1:37.0	It's a bench.
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