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Hey gang, it's that time again where we tell you about big deal at this year's Melbourne International

Comedy Fest and all you bugelugs not in Melbourne get mad at us for the incessant ads for an event you can't come to.

Well here's a thought, come to Melbourne. It's lovely. I'll even take you to my favorite place for coffee,

the auction room cafe in North Melbourne. Coffee dates aside this year we've acquired

the directing talents of Tom Walker and Demi Lardner from award-winning comedy and

also our sister show Big Soft Tity dot P&G. We're doing twice the number of shows this year,

Friday and Saturday nights at 11 p.m. till midnight, and if you're worried about

getting home after such a late night, don't worry, public transport around Mikketh isn't garbage.

Uberpool is a viable option with your fellow Dickheads.

And if you drive in, may I recommend parking at Federation Square.

It's a bit of a walk from where we are, but it's fairly cheap and there's always

spots. Plus, you can grab a late night burger and chips from Lord of the fries as you saunted

down Swanson Street. Giddy from the exciting show you just saw, where Jackson yelled at me about

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