How Would You (as in us) Get on Noah's Ark?
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2022
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
In this weeks episode of Plumbing the Death Star the boys get Biblical by attempting to weasel their way on to Noah’s Ark. The Joel’s abandoned Jackson pretty much straight away to make their way on to the big boat. Their plan; kill a unicorn, become a unicorn (panto style). Zammit’s 150 days as the front end of a horse, ruin his brain forever. Jackson decides his best course of action is to build (and by build we mean steal) a second ark and get one of every animal in the hopes on making the worlds first crabdog. There is also a LOT of talk about the Curse of Ham, a curse no one is prepared for.
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| 1:28.0 | Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. |
| 1:31.0 | I'm Joe. |
| 1:32.0 | I'm Jackson. |
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