Hey, hey, wait, don't skip this, you fucks, I know you want to skip this ad, don't skip it.

You like this podcast? Yeah, me and Zammett are funny, you're a fan of this?

Well, how about you listen to another podcast we do? The Indie is for nerds.

It's a Dungeons & Dragons real-play podcast where we play The Indie.

It's good as hell, it's also funny as hell, and you don't need to know shit about The Indie to enjoy it.

Give it a listen, I reckon, you can find The Indie is for nerds by searching for it

on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your pods.

Happy Holidays, everybody! For those of you who are not in Melbourne, just hit that

minute or whatever skip button, this isn't for you!

Okay, now let's just ask, I have a quick question.

What do you think is the best coffee in Melbourne?

I'm a big fan of the auction rooms in North Melbourne, but I've heard some great things

about Manchester Press, and I'm 80% sure I've already been there,

and it was pretty good. The Glass Den is a bit wanky even for me,

but I'd experienced their ice coffee at least once if you haven't already.

People have told me to try this place in Iran, but it's a bit of a hike,

and I don't know if I really want to deal with all that.

Okay, now that it really is just us, we're doing a live show on February the 19th,

where we're going to answer the question, how to curse a small village.

A question we have answered before, but it was two heinous for the main feed.

So, instead, we're making the wise decision of doing it in front of a live audience,

where we cannot edit the terrible things we say.

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