The world is a vampire.

The Raven Effect with pro wrestling superstar Raven.

A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast.

Critics have hailed it as everything from...

Who's this Raven jerk?

And...

If you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling,

well, this is the show for you. Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, flusies, and reprobates.

This is Raven. That was pretty good.

Hello and welcome to the Raven Effect podcast.

I'm your host, Raven, along with Joe Feeney, little Joey Feeney from Philadelphia, New Jersey, and all parts in between.

And Rich Wilkini from Pohog or Pawtucket or wherever family guy is filmed.

I just posted some old...

It was actually the guy they modeled Peter Griffin on.

I just posted some old pictures on Instagram from WrestleMania a few years back.

And I'd just like to point out that I'm taller than Al Snow, Dan Severn, Stevie Richards, and J.J. Dillon. Everyone I'm in a picture with, I'm taller than Al Snow, Dan Severn, Stevie Richards, and JJ Dylan. Everyone I'm in a picture with, I'm taller then. I'd just like to put that out there. You sound very proud of yourself because of that. I see the picture. Give me a second. You got to vamp it up. Bizam. Raven, what do you do this week? Anything good? I still, you know, I really do think you look like Peter Griffin. Oh, I do. Yeah. Ma, man, hey. I can't do his voice. That wasn't bad. Oh, here comes Jesus. and he doesn't... Look at that.

Look at that. Al Snow's bent over and you're standing up extra tall. Hey, you got lips in your shoes and you're fucking leaning back while he's leaning over. You like Disco's comment there, Raven? Everybody looks annoyed. Raven, Feet... Even the doll looks in a... Notice how in that picture... Notice on that picture, Feeney is also like four feet in front of Al Snow, so he looks taller. Bigger than seven's dwarfing you and he's bent over and you're standing up extra tall. Why do you stand up extra tall next to people? Heaney's like even closer to the camera in that picture, so he should look taller. Look at that. I'm dwarfen Jay shrunk. He was 81 years old. Right. So is this the... Steve's taller than you. And look at you. You're straining your head muscles up. Hey, this is important, because I see the mini there. I saw he posted on Facebook today. Apparently the show and tell's closing.

Yeah.

I was going to bring that up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I saw it on there. That's the one that's like right. Yeah. That's the one right up the street from, uh, from ECW arena, right? Uh, yeah. It can be. That was risque. That was risque. Okay, show and tell is a little further down.

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