How We Would Survive The Apocalypse
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🗓️ 26 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Tyler's takeover. |
| 0:01.7 | It's the apocalypse and you're stuck with the crew and your bunker. What roles are you giving out? Okay, here we go. We know where the bunker's at. I like this. Tyler, takeover. We are all at your bunker because we know where it is and we all showed up. You all showed up. Oh God, Tyler, dude. I love what you've done with the place. This is a takeover. Go get firewood. |
| 0:21.5 | Okay. |
| 0:40.5 | Yeah, where do you want me to go? Just find it. It's just crazy that he doesn't already have firewood. I know. I was a little bit expecting when I did the ocular pad down a few months ago on this place because I always try and swing by and make sure it's all still good to go for us. He had firewood. So what have you been doing |
| 0:38.9 | the last two months? Just trying to get rid of the liabilities. Okay. I'm just, all right, I'll go chop |
| 0:44.0 | wood. Um, you know, since we're in an apocalypse, do you care if I chop down like, you know, any certain |
| 0:51.4 | trees? Are you like, you have a landscaping plan that you're. I have a landscaping plan and the trees for Firewood are one mile that way. Okay. All right. Well, I'm out. Does anyone want to, like, need anything from a gas station? Yeah, I'll take an energy drink. I don't know if they're going to have any left. Roller dog, no bun. Yeah, roller dog, no bun for me too. Okay. Do you guys just want to Venmo me or? That's fine, yeah. I'll Venmo you when I get back. I'll give you a gallon of gas for it. Okay. Cool. Gas is pretty valuable. Get the fuck out of my gas reserves. All right, guys, I'll be back. Okay, we'll see you later, Miles. Okay, guys, I have a bunch of traps that we all need to set as soon as Miles gets a half a mile away. I already set him. Beautiful. Oh! Oh, fuck! Ryan, too early. Oh, fuck. Hey, hell! Oh, God. Jared, you're going to have to. When I was here two months ago, there was no fucking bear trap out here. Well, I saw him later. I just, I don't know. Oh, my fucking leg. It hurts so bad. Jared, you got to put him down. We can't have someone yelling. All right. I'll run out there and help him. Jared, what are you doing, man? You get here, help me out here. Jared, watch out for that trap. Ah, fuck. Damn it, Roy, we weren't supposed to set him yet. Okay, well, I'll grab the- Jared, you got in and two. Help! Oh my God, there's so much blood out here. Okay, we got to cut quiet them down. I the two-sand. I'll grab the two-saint. I see a light. You got to handle this. You set the traps. Oh. Ow. Oh, my God. You shot Jared. He got my foot. He didn't die, though. You shot him in the foot Hey your legs free now though |
| 2:36.1 | Just crawl away |
| 2:36.9 | Oh |
| 2:37.9 | Okay |
| 2:39.5 | So he doesn't have |
| 2:40.6 | He lost two feet |
| 2:42.0 | Ah |
| 2:44.1 | Tyler I think Ryan's using all the ammo |
| 2:46.6 | On Jared's |
| 2:47.4 | Okay he's down |
| 2:48.4 | Okay so now he has no arms or legs. |
| 2:51.4 | He's just a... He's just a nugget laying there. Zombie. I just got in my truck. I'm driving to bunker, too. Just drive him over. Just run miles over. Yeah. I'm out of... Oh, fuck. All right, I think this is like that one movie. I think I'm going to have to eat my own foot to get out of this trap. |
| 3:09.6 | Oh, God. |
| 3:11.2 | Oh. All right, I think this is like that one movie. I think I'm going to have to eat my own foot to get out of this trap. |
| 3:09.5 | Oh, God. |
| 3:11.2 | Oh, fuck. |
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