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How We Would Rob a Bank

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0

So like I just I you get the jail what are you going to do to use it like what crime you going to commit and you know I get one free crime basically. Yeah, what are you going for tax fraud? I'm not paying a single fucking cent. I know but you don't make enough money for it to really be a big deal. I mean I but I think it would stack up over time. If we all get our own you're right you're crime. That's one count.

0:24.0

Okay, okay, okay, okay, one crime probably rob a bank.

0:28.0

I was gonna say we if we all have our own cards we get together our own

0:32.0

Danny Ocean and we

0:33.0

rob the blot. Guys that's exactly what I was going to say it's great deal because it you

0:39.0

know because you have to still get the money yes but if you get caught there's no

0:44.6

repercussions so we would still have to plan it which would be the fun part of the whole

0:48.5

robbery yeah it would go wrong immediately.

0:53.0

Not a chance.

0:54.0

No, it wouldn't dude.

0:56.0

Not a chance.

0:57.0

We would be bad criminals.

0:59.0

That would be an awesome reality show.

1:01.0

Yeah.

1:02.0

Like a scenario where they like are they have to try and

1:07.2

rob something and everyone's in on it except for the people like except for the people being robbed yeah yeah do you think we can do it oh yeah like a

1:18.6

bank let's say to say a bank in town here you think we could wrap a bank in

1:22.1

town oh yeah not a think we could travel a bank in town. Oh yeah not a chance we couldn't.

1:25.2

I like our- Like I don't see a path to failure. Does every bank have a vault? I mean I would I would need to be able to do extensive research for no for sure that's like you just do what Danny Ocean does and just magically gets blueprints of the buildings he's gonna bring it to.

1:41.0

That's public, right?

1:43.0

I don't think you can just go.

1:45.0

It's pub, well, maybe you have, yeah,

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