Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Kay Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. Our job every day we think is to make your lives a little better, perhaps, having a rough morning. and then all of a sudden we say something on the show.

You get to laugh at our expense. A lot of people say, I feel better about my own life, hearing how terrible yours are. And that's fine. But then we have calls like this we have to deal with from time to time. I just calling in with another way this show has ruined my life. You guys want to take guesses on that at all? or I know there's been a lot of complaints this week specifically about Vanessa's homophobia, but is there anything we'd like to... Want to guess about why this person claims our show has ruined their life? I'm going to go ahead and guess that their partner hates the show. Okay. Partner hates the show, so they've got to just make a decision that happens in some relationships. I think you guys are funny. Many boyfriend or girlfriend hate you. And then he's trying to get his significant other into it,

but they don't want to be into it, and it's now a fight. Yep. Many relationships have ended as a result of this show. Some maybe have started as a result of this show, actually. So we'll go ahead and call that a draw. Omar, any guesses as to why this guy says the show has ruined his life?

I think he found it funny when Vanessa was being racist yesterday with the Chinese clip.

And he got in trouble somewhere about that.

I'm bad speaking.

Was that live?

Is that a clip or was that her live?

I think she's an AI, Vanessa.

No, it's not.

It sounds like you're in an airplane cockpit.

All right.

Whoa, Vanessa, are you high right now?

No, that was my airplane pilot.

That was a great impression. Some people do get in trouble listening to this show at work

and potentially the content is not safe for work or whatever, and then they get in trouble. That's a good guess right there. Jake, got a guess? I'm going to guess that we were so boring and made him fall asleep at the wheel. Oh. That's a good guess as well. We did have someone that claimed one time they were laughing so hard at something that happened on the show that they actually went number one all over themselves. and then they had to pull over and figure out a situation because they were almost at their job and they were covered in their own urine so that's another way the show has ruined your life I mean if you think about like when you have it like now my kids at the age where you always bring extra pants yeah then when you're an adult you don't think I should bring extra pants in case I do. I do. I do. Oh. Yeah. Jake brings extra pants everywhere. You have extra pants

with you right now, Jake?

Yeah. You don't think I should bring extra pants in case I got number one. Yeah, Jake brings extra pants everywhere.

You have extra pants with you right now, Jake?

Yeah, they're in my car.

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