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Today, The Secrets to the Traitors' success.

Quick warning before we start, this episode contains spoilers for the current series of The Traitors.

So if you aren't caught up, perhaps save this for when you have.

We'd had a round table, it had been quite emotional.

So we'd all gone to the bar and basically Miles had been tasked with handing me a poison chalice.

If you're one of the few people in the UK who has not been glued to the traitors

since it hit our screens on the BBC in 2022, then everything you have just heard will have made

absolutely no sense at all. But stick with us.

And basically, Miles got me by saying, I don't drink.

Fizzy Rose, I had called it.

And he said, do you want it?

And of course I'm going to.

I mean, my God, I'm from Ireland.

I don't mind a wee glass of Fizz.

Anyway, then the next morning we all turn up for breakfast. and we're told that somebody has been poisoned in plain sight.

If, however, you are one of the traitors' many millions of fans,

this Ulster accent will need no introduction.

It's bona fide traitors legend Diane from series two.

She, of course, was secretly murdered with a glass of Fizzy Rose by one of the traitors, Miles,

and then told to attend what turned out to be her own funeral where she was buried alive.

And then basically the coffin lid was smack down hard of the person who was murdered, and that was me.

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