This is a Global Player original podcast. And so tonight we have created a new award. We're going to do something we've never done before. We're going to honor him with a new award that we'll present annually from this point forward. But he is the suitable and fitting recipient of the first ever America First Award.

We can think of no better title for what that is.

Who's it going to be? Who's it going to be?

I confess. I contest. Come on. Let's wait.

That's this beautiful golden statue here.

Appropriate for the new golden era in America.

And we want to let you know before we bring the president out.

And the president has done so much for the American people.

And we want to honor him in some small way.

It was the president of the United States being honored with a prize from Mike Johnson,

the Speaker of the House.

And it's a gold statue which can go alongside the other phony award he got from FIFA,

because we know that Donald Trump loves a phony gold statue.

Isn't the lovely thing, though, that it's an annual award,

so maybe he'll get it next year, too.

Welcome to the Newsagents USA.

The Newsagents USA with Emily Maitliss and John Sopal.

It's John.

It's Maitless.

And we're going to start with breaking news about a major ethics investigation

that's going to launch in America now following some very suspicious

trades that took place on the markets on Monday morning 15 minutes before Donald Trump

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