How to Yell at Children in Airports!
Tactful Pettiness with Cody Rigsby and Andrew Chappelle
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4.8 • 586 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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THIS WEEK: Was Usher vs Justin Bieber real?? Zohran Mamdani is filling holes! The Chappell Roan airport incident! Justin Timberlake's DUI bodycam footage! The SCANDAL surrounding Taylor Frankie Paul!! AND why didn't we get the Pussycat Dolls tour sooner??
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, you cool cats and kittens. |
| 0:04.4 | This is Andrew Chappelle. |
| 0:06.1 | Hey there, bibby-bop, bibit-booms. |
| 0:08.3 | My name is Cody Rigsby. |
| 0:10.8 | And if you are a fan of bye-bye-bye and or sexyback, |
| 0:14.6 | this is your weekly episode of tactful pettiness. |
| 0:20.4 | Do you remember the chokehold that series had on us that tiger king |
| 0:24.3 | series oh yeah no that was a i mean that was a relic of 2020 it was that and it was don't |
| 0:30.1 | fuck with cats do you remember binging that oh i don't like don't fuck with cats that was because like |
| 0:35.3 | there was cat death and that and you know i'm not a fan of animals but i don't wish farm upon anything That was because there was cat death in that. And you know, I'm not a fan of animals, |
| 0:38.6 | but I don't wish harm upon anything like that. Well, listen, if something happens to me, I want you to find that woman, but she's an investigative reporter. She's gonna figure it out. She's gonna figure it out. So how was a journey? I totally forgot about this two things. It was such a journey. And we had the bandwidth to really dig into those series. |
| 0:57.6 | Nothing else to do. So that was a journey. I totally forgot about this two things. It was such a journey. And we had the bandwidth to really dig into those series. |
| 0:56.8 | Nothing else to do. |
| 0:58.0 | Okay, so I'm guessing based on your intro, you want to discuss Justin Timberlake's DUI. |
| 1:04.8 | I mean, it's a little, it's a little old news, but at the same time. |
| 1:08.6 | And I have to kind of be mindful of how I speak because my |
| 1:12.2 | Britney Spears also just recently got a DUI. So I can't say shit. I'm looking forward to the |
| 1:19.6 | footage of Brittany because that's going to be great. That's great television, whatever it is. |
| 1:24.5 | I believe I texted you and said maybe this means they they, they are meant to be together. Quite possibly. My thing, they just needed, first of all, Justin, don't ever say it was on martini. You look so zooted and tooted in those eyeballs, in those bloodshot eyeballs. So please, yeah, spare me. he was running hot. He was running very, very hot. |
| 1:46.6 | Now, when the officer kind of asked like, what's going on, what's up with you being like, |
| 1:53.5 | I'm on world tour. You're on world tour for what? Just be like I'm a singer. |
| 1:58.8 | Absolutely. |
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