We've all been there, boo. Side-eye and someone else's grid for our caption inspiration.

Mapping out a content strategy by jutting down a few ideas, crumbling up the paper, and

then asking your toddler to pick a hand in a hand, or dramatically getting down on bendy knee,

like boys to men, and asking the algorithm gods why do you hate me so much? Is it a bad time to

mention all the algorithm changes right now? Okay, yeah, that's so far. You've managed to pack

man your ever-dwindling sanity and valuable time to noteware. No new prospects, no new clients,

and the sales needle hasn't budged one single inch. Am I catching your attention right about now,

boo boo? Do you feel like known and seen in this moment? Listen, I totally get it. You've got

mouths to feed, student loans to pay off, plus you've been eyeing that new shake weight. Come on,

baby, can you know you dream big, right? The Shake Weight? Anybody? Please tell me somebody remembers

the Shake Weight. I mean, there are times where it's like late at night and I'm flipping to the television,

and I'm like, you know what I need? I need a head scratcher. I definitely need like that rock

garden collection, and I need a Shake Weight. Okay, and yeah, you've heard about those crazy

Instagram success stories. Mm, late at night, flipping through the TV and you think,

dear self, cool, so glad that worked for them, truly. Like I should probably insert like a golf

clap here. But you, you lack the time and patience to keep learning and testing all those fancy,

fancy Instagram tactics, especially when you feel like, hey, Jasmine, nothing's working for me.

You need a prescription for practical actions and you need results like three days ago. No,

how about you need it like five days ago? I know you're sure on time, so here's the scoop better,

cup. There's a little known difference between being on Instagram and using Instagram. And that

difference separates those who make Benjamin's and it separates them from those who will

cry into their Ben and Jerry's because it's just not fair. Today, I'm going to teach you the proven

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