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30 Morbid Minutes

How to Write an Obituary for Someone Who's Not Dead

30 Morbid Minutes

30 Morbid Minutes

Society & Culture, True Crime, History

4.8731 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Pre-written obituaries are, for better or worse, a necessary measure to keep a leg-up in today's instantaneous, around-the-clock news cycle. Media outlets craft robust memorials for politicians, celebrities, and other notable figures, sometimes decades before they actually die, even going as far as to interviewing their subjects while living. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp - go to http://betterhelp.com/30MM to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://factormeals.com/30mm50 and use code 30mm50 to get 50% off. Follow us on Social: https://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/JessicaVasami Click here for the audio version: https://link.chtbl.com/30morbidminutes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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mature intense morbid and sometimes just scary stuff listener discretion is advised writing

0:36.9

obituaries can be tricky, especially if your

0:39.4

subject is still alive. Welcome to 30 Morbin minutes. This is the podcast where we cover topics of a morbid macab, dark, and downright grisly nature.

1:02.8

I'm Elise Willems.

1:03.7

And I'm Jessica Vasami.

1:05.0

Controversial Jamaican political activist Marcus Garvey, born August 17, 1887 in St. Anne's Bay, Jamaica, died on June 10th,

1:12.9

1940 in London, in a way that some might describe as being literally murdered by words.

1:19.1

Garvey had suffered a stroke in January of 1940, which left him mostly paralyzed. In May of that year,

1:26.1

the Chicago Defender published a premature obituary

1:29.1

memorializing Garvey. Whether they did it based on a rumor or by sheer accident is unclear,

1:35.8

but what is known is the drastic effect it had on Garvey. Now living in London, Garvey read this

1:42.9

obituary that was accidentally posted or whatever, even though he was still very much alive.

1:49.1

And the obituary described him as broke, alone, and unpopular, which honestly I can relate.

1:55.4

Jeez.

1:56.8

This apparently threw Garvey for a loop, to put it lightly.

2:00.6

Yeah, allegedly this caused Garvey, like, immense stress and duress, which in turn caused him to experience another stroke.

2:06.8

And this time, he really did die.

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