How to Wash Your Face

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

And why not? Stevie and Tessa tackle this listener request on the correct procedure for washing your face.

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0:00.0	Hello,
0:13.7	welcome to Nobody Panic with me Tessa. What?
0:17.0	And me, Stevie, and the gentle pitter-patter of a little bit of Piper.
0:23.0	Piper is here.
0:24.0	She may just hear a little claws clicking on the floor.
0:28.0	You may hear her chewing. You may hear her sneezing.
0:30.0	So just you know that will be happening.
0:32.0	It's en biant, it's immersive, it's here, it's
0:35.1	raw, it's present. It's nobody panic. It's dog. It's dog. It's dog.
0:39.3	It's dark.
0:40.3	Welcome to the episode. You look dirty. Your face looks dirty.
0:46.0	Your face looks filthy. If I my say so myself.
0:50.0	So the reason we're doing this episode which is how to wash your face is because it was actually a suggestion via email and maybe about two years ago I would have been like I don't know if that was sustained an entire episode now I'm like like, yeah, well, yeah, we're basically as ever, I have to say we're not experts on anything.
1:08.0	Least of all, hygiene. Least of all.
1:13.0	It's an interesting one, isn't it, washing your face.
1:15.0	I mean, I'm really, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean that sincerely.
1:18.0	So I, just as a little intro to this, which we will be going, I would say much deeper into this later on after we do our adult thing of the week.
1:26.0	Last night, me and we're talking on what's up about what we should do today in the record,
1:30.0	I said, oh, someone said how to wash your face which I will say now
1:33.0	Jessica Morgan.
1:34.6	Hello hello please you do an episode on how to wash your face.
1:37.4	It feels like a minefield of snake oil salesman.
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