How to Unquarantinify - Making Small Talk
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2021
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Ow! |
| 0:03.7 | It's a great way to make polite conversation with a neighbor or a coworker or barista at |
| 0:16.2 | a coffee shop where you take dumps. |
| 0:18.8 | But due to the pandemic, you may be a little rusty when it comes to filling awkward |
| 0:22.9 | silences with meaningless blather. |
| 0:25.6 | That's why I'm here to help remind you how to make small talk. |
| 0:31.1 | One of the trickiest parts of small talk is letting your acquaintance know you're paying |
| 0:34.9 | attention to them without saying out loud, I'm paying attention to your dumb story. |
| 0:40.7 | That's why you need to use body language, which brings me to tip number one. |
| 0:45.8 | Do. |
| 0:46.8 | Look your acquaintance in the eye. |
| 0:49.5 | Do not poke your acquaintance in the eye. |
| 0:52.6 | Now if eye contact isn't your thing, try tip number two. |
| 0:56.0 | Do. |
| 0:57.0 | Occasionally nod your head. |
| 1:00.2 | Do not. |
| 1:01.2 | Occasionally spin your head backwards. |
| 1:03.8 | Does that make sense? |
| 1:05.3 | Great. |
| 1:06.3 | Now that you understand body language, let's move on to tip number three. |
| 1:10.7 | What should you chat about? |
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