How to Toot Your Own Horn
Unladylike
Unladylike Media
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2019
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
From band class to the orchestra pit, girls are rarely encouraged to toot their own horns. In fact, brass sections are one of the boys-clubbiest corners of the musical world. To find out the wild reasons why, Cristen and Caroline talk to sexism-slaying trombonist Abbie Conant and visionary tuba player Chanell Crichlow.
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| 0:00.0 | What do you think is the most unlady-like thing about the tuba? |
| 0:09.2 | Well, you have to spread your legs to play it. |
| 0:12.9 | You literally have to. |
| 0:15.3 | Hey y'all and welcome to Unlady-like. |
| 0:34.3 | This show that finds out what happens when women break the rules. |
| 0:37.8 | I'm Kristen and I'm Caroline. |
| 0:39.9 | And Kristen, did you play an instrument growing up? |
| 0:42.2 | I mean, I definitely attempted. |
| 0:45.1 | When I was home school during middle school, I tried to teach myself how to play guitar. |
| 0:50.3 | And I'm left-handed and just accidentally ended up teaching myself how to play upside-down. |
| 0:55.3 | So that was kind of a disaster. |
| 0:57.4 | What about you? |
| 0:58.4 | No, no. |
| 0:59.4 | I was not a musical child. |
| 1:00.4 | I did dream about playing the clarinet. |
| 1:02.7 | But when I was a tiny person and my mom took me to see this band director guy, he told |
| 1:06.9 | me that my arms were too short and my fingers were too small, which basically broke my heart. |
| 1:11.5 | And to be honest, I'm really salty about it still. |
| 1:13.6 | Well, Caroline, surely your arms and fingers have grown since then. |
| 1:16.1 | I know who's to say. |
| 1:17.7 | But, you know, I do think it's pretty obvious. |
| 1:20.7 | You and I are not exactly musical prodigies. |
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