How to Throw an Adult Party! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New Jersey, Philadelphia, Delaware. You heading down the shore this summer? Of course you are. July 10th, the boys are going to be at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. Come out for a little AIG life. Yes, and before that, we're going to be in Portland, Maine at Empire Comedy Club. Tickets going fast. Then we're going to be in Pittsburgh at the Pittsburgh Impro. And then hilarities in, Ohio. Get your tickets. RUGG.com. Standup Comedy. Play AYG with the crowd. It's a good, good time. We'll see you there. Best summer ever. Ooh. Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. Hey, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that if they grew it to be classy? Yeah. Just a fucking big old piece of trash. I'm your host, Atsura. I'm your host, Atsch Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here. Tootie's in a new edition. She's got a fresh batch of Chinese stars. messing up the trees in the backyard. They're coming to cut them down next week. |
| 0:57.9 | They're going to be fine. Okay. Oh, my coach is coming out from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just so how we like it a lot of times, you know what I mean? Uh-huh. Like to hang out, clear the air, shoot the breeze, get to some cues, hang out, shoot the breeze. He got a lot of breeze to shoot this week, huh, big guy? Got all these Chinese stars. Remember that bit? Uh-huh. Kevin Ryan is here, ladies and gentlemen. My pal That's what we call In the business A warm welcome |
| 1:30.9 | Um Remember that bit? Kevin Ryan is here, ladies and gentlemen. My pal. |
| 1:28.5 | That's what we call in the business a warm welcome. |
| 1:31.7 | What's up, gang? |
| 1:32.7 | Shout out to talking about fucking turning. |
| 1:35.1 | Well, I bombed. |
| 1:36.2 | I got to blame somebody. |
| 1:37.9 | I can't blame Luke. |
| 1:39.1 | He had nothing to do it. |
| 1:39.9 | He wouldn't touch it. |
| 1:40.6 | I had something to do it. |
| 1:41.6 | He had nothing to do it. |
| 1:42.8 | Hurt people, hurt people. |
| 1:45.0 | And that hurt. |
| 1:46.1 | That's all the time we have for today, folks. Chinese stars, I figured that'd be right up your alley. Low-brow guy like you. I don't give you the high-end stuff. I don't know why we're into personal with Texas this early on in the show. I don't do the geopolitical stuff. |
| 1:59.3 | Take it from the top. |
| 2:00.6 | Hey, everybody out there and welcome back. |
| 2:03.8 | Guys, as you, thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate view, subscribe. This guy stinks. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing the charts. We're in the charts on Spotify. Yes. Top podcast, top comedy podcasts. So my guidance counts in high school can, as they say, suck it. Okay. Is he still holding that grudge? Well, most of it's due to you. I really can't take the credit. 32 years ago. My buddy, Kevin's real smart and then |
| 2:34.4 | guys we're on the road |
| 2:36.0 | get your tickets we're in Portland |
| 2:37.5 | Maine we're in Cleveland we're in Pittsburgh we're an |
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