How to Tell If You Are Rich
Giles Coren Has No Idea
The Times
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
A quick but very loud update on Giles’ snoring. He has recorded himself and it’s been quite a shock. But he has found a new gadget that is aiding him in his quest to return to the marital bed.
This week is better than Christmas for Giles as the Ashes begin, he plans on adjusting his body clock and not missing a second…and he’ll be dragging a bleary eyed twelve-year-old along for the ride.
Are you rich? Would you admit it if you were? Weary with seemingly well-off people pleading poverty Giles has developed a very simple check list to establish – rich or not rich?
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| 0:00.0 | So do you want to hear how I got on last night? |
| 0:02.1 | Yeah, go on. |
| 0:06.0 | That is... |
| 0:07.1 | Don't you laugh, Neil, you bastard. |
| 0:08.4 | That is 25 minutes past three. |
| 0:13.8 | Okay, well, you laugh now. |
| 0:15.8 | Here is 2 o'clock. |
| 0:17.6 | 2 a.m. |
| 0:18.3 | 2 a.m. |
| 0:29.3 | Ha ha ha ha. Two o'clock. 2 a.m. 2 a.m. Yeah. There are gaps. |
| 0:30.7 | You sleep in the gaps. |
| 0:34.9 | We're coming to what it calls epic. |
| 0:36.7 | Epic snoring |
| 0:37.6 | but it only goes on |
| 0:41.1 | it goes on |
| 0:44.5 | that is what you missed out on |
| 0:49.7 | last night |
| 0:52.4 | by refusing to sleep with your husband |
| 0:55.1 | so this is the very very welcome so this is the very welcome entry into our lives of an |
| 1:08.4 | app called SnorLab we're not sponsored by SnorLab if they want to. |
| 1:12.3 | If they want, we're listening. We're here. We're totally open to it. Other apps may be available, but can they be as much fun as SnorLab? As listeners, no, I've moved out of the bedroom for the last... Well, no, we're taking it in turns to sleep in this bedroom. Because my snoring got to a point, I think it turned out that Esther had not been honest, really. |
| 1:30.2 | She'd been... |
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