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Well, I have to say I was feeling a little apprehensive about having you stay here for

a whole week, but you know any friend of Alan Orrs is a friend of mine.

Now, I know you must be homesick and I want you to know that those feelings are valid,

but I'm going to do everything I can to make you feel comfortable and content while you

are here. If you'll follow me, you'll see that I've got your room all set up. I've got

a brand new hypoallergenic mattress on the bed, some tools for cognitive stimulation. Oh,

I left you some sparkling water in that bowl over there on the floor.

Oh, my beautiful door! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Well, I see you've met

Beardsley, Mindy. Sorry, Guy Ross. I heard a dog over here, but by the way, you were talking

to what I figured you were probably just recording a new podcast or something. Isn't

that right, Beardsley? Yeah, you should die right. Was Guy Ross talking to you like you

were a guest on a podcast? Yes, he was. Yes, he was. Well, Beardsley is actually my friend

Alan Orrs dog. She asked me the dogs it, well, she went to Paris. She asked you to dogs it.

Yeah, well, why do you sound so surprised? Well, for one, you send me back home every

time I come to your house wearing a Chewbacca costume and covered in a flee circus. Okay,

okay. First of all, no human should ever be covered in fleece. And second of all, there

is not a single flee to be found on Beardsley because we just got back from the groomers and-

Hold the phone, Guy Ross. What? Let me see your glasses. Ah, Mindy, let's take my glasses

off. Are your eyes on my eyes deceiving me or did you and Beardsley get matching hair

cuts? So what if we did? Oh, man, are you getting Beardsley matching glasses and a matching

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