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It's Tuesday, July 23rd, 2019, from Slated to the GSDIM,

Mike Pasco. We are T-minus one day

until that big, Mueller testimony,

when it all turns.

I think I'm going to take a time capsule of this today.

So I remember what life was like before the Mueller testimony

turned around this whole zombie rat and festive ship estate.

That's a big note, self, time capsule,

for the before times.

There's also ongoing protests in Puerto Rico

over offensive texts sent by their governor, Ricardo Ricello.

I'm sure I could pronounce it better in Espanol,

but you know what?

I think it might be insulting

if I try to lean into the Ricello.

So I'm just going to say Ricello.

My apologies if I'm not saying it perfectly.

But anyway, what Ricello did was,

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