How to Survive the Winter

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Now is the Winter of our discontent. Perhaps ‘Winter is your season’ and you love the cold, but if not and you’re miserable the moment it gets dark at 4pm, this one is for you. Stevie (recently embraced Winter) and Tessa (whisp-like child of Summer) attempt to shelter and guide you through the metaphorical snow storm.

Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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0:00.0	Hello, it's nobody panic. And welcome. I'm Stevie. I'm Dessie. And you can expect more of this sort of bardinage.
0:20.0	Absolutely. It's so obvious There's vibrant, wetty, you know,
0:25.0	Sparing charisma.
0:27.0	Here it comes.
0:28.0	It's slow today.
0:30.0	It's cold.
0:31.0	It's winter. It's winter. Winter is coming. Winter is coming. Winter is coming.
0:36.0	Winter is coming. I'm a very much winter person and I despise it.
0:40.0	Yes. I hate it above all things, I grieve the light.
0:43.6	There was a point, I think, like, three weeks ago where we were doing a recording,
0:46.7	and Tess was like, we finished it and then all the rain was started and she looked at
0:51.6	side and I was like, oh, it's the time like oh it's the time again it's the time
0:53.9	again where I never wear enough clothes it's like I don't I get it so badly wrong
0:59.3	and all I do is just put on too many layers of summer cotton.
1:03.6	That is an accurate description.
1:05.8	Yeah.
1:06.8	I'm just wearing hundreds of layers.
1:07.8	It doesn't matter how much summer cotton you layer, it still doesn't count as winter clothing.
1:12.8	No, no.
1:13.8	You're just wearing a lot of dresses.
1:15.6	Yeah, like, yeah.
1:16.7	There was a point where I think you did,
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