How to Survive the Thanksgiving Dinner Table

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

High on life and happy, Chris celebrates food and family, takes his meds with a homemade matcha latte, navigates a Thanksgiving dinner table conversation game, speaks truth about Trump, supports family success, tells people to chill about the judgment of others, expresses empathy for people who need some alone time, battles a bloody turkey day story, advises to rid ourselves of bad blood and consider allowing second chances, gives gift giving suggestions and professes no pressure on yourself. Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED DONATE to support Food Banks: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ckfoodbank Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	A Big Spark Studios Original
0:04.6	Oh I said Peacondron.
0:07.0	They were like, they're like, they've called twice now to be like, why do you say it that
0:19.1	way?
0:20.1	It's driving me crazy.
0:21.8	Because bitch, I'm, I'm a hobbit.
0:25.4	I don't fucking know.
0:26.4	Okay.
0:27.4	Say it like, Peacondron.
0:31.6	Now I'm, I almost said pecan.
0:33.5	Like, I don't know how to say it.
0:35.0	I think that's how you say it.
0:36.8	Pecan.
0:37.8	No you.
0:38.8	It's pretty good.
0:39.8	Pecan, Pecan, Pecan pie.
0:41.8	I know.
0:42.8	Fuck you all.
0:43.8	Okay.
0:44.8	Hey everybody, what's up?
0:45.8	Welcome back to Anhandler's Chris Clemens, the podcast that I don't want to fucking hear
0:49.3	how I'm pronouncing Pecan, Pecan, Toucan, Touda Loubich.
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