Holiday Shopping from Hell

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

With the holidays fast-approaching, Chris challenges CNN’s list of best gifts for 2022, chats childhood memories, shares holiday shopping tips, admits he can’t hold onto gift surprises, gets excited about Lego bouquets, surprises a listener with a phone call to shoutout her Etsy business, confesses that he donated a family gift to Goodwill, bestows advice about Friendsgiving, and dreams of riding a John Deere mower with Booger driving a mini Maserati next to him. • Go to http://dadgrass.com/unhinged for 20% off your first order • DONATE to support Kind to Kids: https://kindtokids.org/ Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There's gift I've ever received has to be a bike when I was younger, a pedal bike.
0:07.0	It was a sort of slick little road bike and I remember it was all like it was so it was all wrapped up
0:12.7	but it was so obvious what it was obviously because nothing shaped like a bike and I had a little ribbon on it
0:16.4	and I was so guest. For that was a life changer and I'm still sort of big on cycling around my area now
0:21.6	so for that one change me a little.
0:23.8	Joy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.
0:32.4	A Big Spark Studios original.
0:39.4	Right down Santi Claesley.
0:47.8	Hey everybody. What's up and welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:53.0	I am in fact Chris Clemens.
0:56.0	Now before we get into the episode be sure to subscribe to Unhinged with Chris Clemens wherever you get your podcasts.
1:01.0	And if you like video episodes of podcasts we upload those to youtube.com slash Chris.
1:06.0	And we are currently working on a visually more appealing set if you will.
1:13.0	But like all good things they take time.
1:18.0	Now before we get into the episode we are going to be talking about all things holiday shopping today.
1:24.0	And you know this is something that I often fall pretty quickly behind on.
1:30.0	I blink and all of a sudden it's like Jesus is coming and I'm like Jesus Christ.
1:36.0	So before we get into I wanted to do a shout out to a charity that I have actually known about for a while.
1:46.0	Someone from my high school parent started it and it's called Kind to Kids.
1:51.0	And they basically my little brothers volunteered with them.
1:54.0	I think maybe I have as well.
1:57.0	But what Kind of Kids does I think is really epic.
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