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Nobody Panic

How to survive the graduate wasteland

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.8933 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2018

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Freaking out after graduating? Graduated years ago and still freaking out? Stevie and Tessa get tips and tricks on how to navigate the tricky period that can only really be described as a 'hellscape abyss'. No, you're being hyperbolic.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to nobody panic. Have you graduated or have you not?

0:12.0

Straight in.

0:14.0

In!

0:15.0

Look, this is about graduating and you're welcome if you have never graduated.

0:20.0

You're just welcome.

0:21.0

You're always welcome.

0:22.0

Don't feel you have to leave.

0:23.0

There'll be some as ever just absolute classic gags.

0:25.0

I'll be working out some jokes.

0:28.0

But yeah, we've sort of called it the Graduate Wasteland,

0:30.0

which is quite scary, but also because I think it just is scary,

0:32.0

even if you are doing a graduate scheme and you're like I've got my life sorted out you're still like

0:36.4

oh no I'm now out of education and also there be lots of people listening here like

0:42.1

well I didn't go to university and that's fine.

0:44.4

We just thought lots of people asked us about it.

0:47.2

So we thought we might as well. Like we did one on, we've done one on things that I haven't done so you know.

0:53.0

Something so mean about it just because you haven't gone to university doesn't mean everyone hasn't.

0:58.0

I think there are some similar feelings even if you have just left education or the feelings are there, I felt

1:05.8

very passionately about this one and have done for a long time because I think it's one that

1:12.3

absolutely nobody tells you.

1:14.8

Yes, they try but they don't really.

1:17.8

No one even tried.

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