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The leaflets have been delivered, the sound bites worn out, the Facebook algorithms have been played, and the punches have definitely not been thrown by anyone. Hello and welcome to the Red Box Politics Podcast on The Times.

I'm Matt Chorley.

It would be hard to describe what a miserable election this experience has been,

but not for the fact, oh no, you will feel exactly the same.

But we are here to help with the sort of straight honest public service broadcasting

that you don't even get from public service broadcasters anymore.

How to survive election night?

What the seats to stay up for?

What food should you eat and drink?

Which channel should you watch?

And what's it like to be at the heart of the action discovering

that you're not about to run the country after all?

All of that coming up but don't forget if you want to join us for the autopsy of this campaign

we've got a special live Times Plus event for time

subscribers at the news building in London Bridge.

Join us at 830 on Friday morning with a stellar lineup with the likes of

David Erronovich, Philip Collins, Matthew

Paris, Alice Thompson, Daniel Finkelstein, Tim Shipman, Camilla Long, Henry Zefman and

our very own Esther Weber to explain what has happened and what happens next.

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