How to Save a Life (from a swarm of bees during a pandemic)

Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi

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🗓️ 29 July 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Wells is opening up about a traumatic experience with murder hornets (not really though) while on a run, saving a fellow runner through pure kindness and heroism and almost losing an AirPod in the process. Brandi, on the other hand, has discovered a newfound love of Yellowstone (both the place and the show) and may be picking up to move to Montana where the décor is suh specific but she’ll just have to embrace it. Because nothing is going on in our hosts’ lives recently, Wells is dusting off some old favorite radio bits to talk household chores no one knows how to do and comedy bits we know yinz are going to love. Plus, the hosts read a YFT recommended review about a devastating Slurpee experience, talk about the evolution of face tats, and share the incredible new discovery of an over the shoulder baguette holder for your just-in-case-bread. Oh, and you can listen to the Hamilton mask-up parody here, and don’t forget to mask TF up! See you next week! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. FEALS– Become a member today by going to Feals.com/YFT you'll get 50% off your first order with free shipping! SHIPSTATION– You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you go to ShipStation.com use offer code YFT – just click on the microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in YFT!

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0:00.0	Hello, what's up nothing nothing just chilling I
0:06.8	Feel like you're about to tell me a secret or something. No, really no
0:11.8	You got nothing for me. No, nothing I can say on the podcast anyway. What does that mean?
0:20.3	Anyway, what's new to you?
0:22.3	I got stung by a B two days ago like that your first time. No, I've been stung before but like
0:29.3	I don't know
0:31.3	Was it one of the murder hornets? I don't know so I was on a run, right?
0:35.8	And I was like running down the sidewalk and like as I was getting to this tree. I noticed that there was some activity
0:42.2	And there was a swarm of bees and by that time I didn't have time to like stop turn around
0:47.8	I was already like kind of like at the tree
0:49.8	Then I ran through this swarm of freaking murder hornets all of a sudden I get
0:56.1	Just a double tap right there on the neck right there on like the jugular on the adrenal gland or whatever and I was just like
1:02.9	Oh, so I'm running with my air pods in right and so I slap my neck and when I do that by air pod flies out right and
1:11.6	Of course I think I kill the bee. I ran really fast. I'm getting freaking attacked like it's freaking my girl and
1:18.2	all of a sudden I
1:20.0	Pull out the stinger and I'm just like damn dude and then I realize I've lost my air pods
1:25.6	Oh
1:27.6	So I got up, you know I got to put on my big boy pants and I got to turn around and and run back into the fray
1:34.8	Damn and you did that for an air pod get that for an air pod system these things ain't cheap all right
1:41.7	I know so I run back into the fray had to save a life and then I get the freaking air pod and bees are still there like this mother
1:49.3	Fuckers back for some more all right put up your dukes and I think that I got double tap to get
1:55.2	Same spot and this was a couple days ago dude now. It's just I
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