How to Run a Marathon

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

If you or anyone you know is running the London marathon (or any marathon) and would like to feel much better about your training: Tessa ran two marathons, one without much training and one without any. She didn’t die, she was quite angry at herself the second time, but this is crucial listening if you’re fed up of high performance sports podcasts and wish to listen to someone who has gone through many people’s (Stevie‘s) worst nightmare and come out the other side.

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0:00.0	W. Whoa! Whoa, Tessa!
0:15.0	Yes, just 18 more miles!
0:19.0	Woo!
0:20.0	Oh, let's actually recreate what actually happened when you were running the marathon
0:24.6	Okay, and I was like Tessa! Go on Tessa! Oh my God don't stop!
0:31.3	It's okay you're saying, you're halfway through, you're going to be
0:35.3	to smash it.
0:36.3	It's so bad.
0:37.3	Oh God, I know, okay, you're fine, you're fine, you can keep going,
0:39.5	come on, test it!
0:40.5	And then she's left and I go to... It's so nice to see you.
0:44.0	Yeah, that was it.
0:45.0	And then I turn to my friend home with Liz and go,
0:48.0	oh my fucking God, I think she's going to die.
0:51.0	There you go.
0:52.0	So welcome to nobody panic. There you go.
0:53.0	So welcome to Nobody Panic, a podcast where we do how-tos.
0:56.0	Says I've done two marathons.
0:58.0	I've not really, I've not got any interest in it,
1:00.0	but I also have massive interest in learning about it.
1:02.6	So together we have an average of one marathon each.
1:05.2	Oh my God, we do.
	...

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