Evangelochals have had a wealth of resources available to them over the past 50 years on marriage, sex, and parenting.

Books upon books upon books.

Pastors, counselors, influencers, and lay people alike have tried their hand and have succeeded at selling tens of millions of how-to guides,

building a successful marriage, having lots of sex, raising up godly

children. The only problem? They weren't any good. More than that, they were misleading,

not based on any research, and harmful. They rode the wave of the 60s and 70s Christian publishing

boom, many being far more concerned with sales volume and the conference

circuit than they were with research-backed, typically sound advice.

The results of these books?

Men have an insatiable sex drive. Think about it 25 hours a day and cannot seem to get a grip

on it. Women sort of care about sex, but they needed to be available,

prepare themselves for their husbands. They were more like outlets. And children? Nothing but

devils and diapers on one end of the spectrum, or the glue that holds two people together.

Give enough time to bake these ideas presented a problem. Marriages suffer

because the husbands don't feel respected and don't get enough sex. Women don't feel loved,

and children keep believing the faith. Enter the dominioness, those who need to fill the earth

and multiply their seed. They got to populate the world with more Christians, with happier marriages, and obedient children.

If we're ever going to fix society's issues, we need to get rid of the baddies and fill

the earth with the goodies, wherein families of six plus kids is not just the norm, but the

expectation.

Wives check in with other wives to make sure the husbands are satisfied.

And children walk on eggshells. Terrified, they aren't happy enough, obedient enough, Christian enough,

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