How To Rob a Bank
How To! with Mike Pesca
Peach Fish Projects
4.3 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2020
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Joe Loya robbed over 30 banks during an 18-month span before going to jail. Charles wants to rob one bank on a Saturday afternoon, and get away scot-free. Can Joe teach Charles the tricks of the trade? Or will he shatter his dreams, and a few stereotypes along the way? Also, is it a good idea to carry a microphone while attempting a robbery?
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This episode originally aired July 30, 2019.
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| 0:30.5 | Hi. This week we're replaying one of my favorite early episodes where I try to rob a bank. |
| 0:36.3 | Really? As long as I don't get arrested, we'll be back next week with an all new episode. |
| 0:41.9 | Thanks for listening. |
| 0:43.7 | When I was robbing a bank, I was King Kong. |
| 0:46.5 | I was boss. |
| 0:47.6 | When I walked out, the power I felt was intense and being chased and knowing that I did this thing that was wrong and I got all |
| 0:55.8 | this cash in my hand like that's a freaking rush you're listening to how to I'm Charles |
| 1:03.9 | Duhigg on this show we try to solve listeners toughest problems but but sometimes it's fun to |
| 1:09.9 | ask questions we all secretly wish we knew the answers to. |
| 1:13.6 | Like, how to rob a bank? |
| 1:16.6 | That's something I've always wondered about, because I love bank-heist movies. |
| 1:24.6 | Bouch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Heat, Inside Man, even Point Break. |
| 1:30.3 | I love those movies. |
| 1:32.3 | Keith, Keith, Keith! |
| 1:34.3 | And bank robbers are sexy and exciting, right? |
| 1:38.3 | Robert Redford, Clayth Owens, Robert De Niro. |
| 1:41.3 | We want to hurt no one. |
| 1:42.3 | We're here for the bank's money, not your money. |
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