How To Remove A Live Bomb Lodged In Your Butt

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00 Introduction 00:02:16:24 Holiday Schedule / Air Fryer Success 00:04:02:03 Which Sovereign Citizen Is Crazier: Black And White 00:06:38:14 White Sovereign Citizen’s Gibberish Confuses And Angers Judge 00:12:26:05 Judge Shoots Black Sovereign Citizen’s Nonsense Down Quickly 00:16:51:20 The Blackulator Caucasitron Has Been Upgraded / Results 00:21:21:05 Groom’s Absolutely Horrendous Wedding Vows 00:26:56:17 […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, December 18th, 2023, coming up on the program today,
0:05.2	who's crazier, an African American sovereign citizen or a Caucasian sovereign citizen?
0:10.2	Find out today at a new installment of black and white
0:12.8	Plus the worst wedding vows ever, a booby-trap cowfuck
0:16.8	and finding a bomb launched in your ass. Oh, I're too.
0:44.0	Come on a money. It is too. Cimuni Muniana Davidano.
0:49.0	Come on a sunri reason and it is too
0:55.8	I see I see it is too.
1:07.0	Tada, they spit on saw, it is too, it is too.
1:11.0	Come more you be a fresco in this monos.
1:17.0	Come on a fair breeze, say it is too, and it is too and it's too I see I see it is too
1:31.1	it is too
1:32.1	and it is too Edithu
1:38.0	Comwell Ava in me,
1:40.0	A Vahua in me, Fwain. A boy and me friend take
1:45.0	and it is to
1:50.0	El Fuego Day you go.
2:00.0	It's the distorted view show with Tim Hansen.
2:03.6	I came here for two things to suck some hard candy and suck some dicks.
2:09.0	Baby, I just came up face off so hard.
2:12.0	My grandfather eating my ass. This came up face out so hard.
2:12.6	My grandfather eating my ass.
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