How to record a podcast during a neverending par-fest of a playoff

The Shotgun Start

Fried Egg Golf

Golf, Sports

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Andy and Brendan had enough of the pillow fight between Harris English and Kramer Hickock, so they just hit the record button hoping it would end before they ended the episode. They begin with thoughts on the Women’s PGA Championship, where Nelly Korda ended the American drought at the majors and became the new No. 1 ranked player in the world. They discuss her immense distance advantage over Lizette Salas, who hung in during a weekend that became a two-horse race. In between incredulous groans about more pars, they then move onto the other events from the weekend. The spread at the Senior Players is discussed as is Viktor Hovland’s win in Germany. The wildlife at the Live and Work In Maine Open is noted. The longest conflicts in human history are relayed as they continue watching the English-Hickock bout. On the Travelers, Bubba’s complete barf down the stretch is panned before they sign off with a potential resolution from Hartford.

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0:00.0	Now the shotgun's starting golf is full of mathematics, there's a lot of a lot of setup work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work, so I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here.
0:14.0	And here we go.
0:17.0	All right, all right, all right.
0:21.0	Determine!
0:24.0	Start your engine!
0:29.0	Greetings and welcome to a Monday edition of the shotgun start. It is June 28th. Andy, how are we doing?
0:43.0	Brendan, I'm doing great. You know, I didn't think I'd be able to catch the end of the golf, and here I am. I'm just watching the great pillow fight of 2021.
0:54.0	You know, we'll never forget these, the day that Harris and Kramer Hickock went to battle and just parried each other to death.
1:03.0	Four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, just forever! It's locked into the knife. What? What is happening? Nothing, you know.
1:13.0	It's taken forever, too. That's the other thing. It's not fast.
1:21.0	We're recording this as it's ongoing. I like ruined dinner tonight in the most preposterous way. I was hoping to just sneak out and like come upstairs and record, but this playoff just kept dragging on and dragging on.
1:35.0	And I had to sit on the couch, take it all in and take my screaming and crying and wailing children for messing up dinner.
1:43.0	This playoff is ruined my night, so we just decided to hit record.
1:49.0	We're not waiting anymore. Harris English is in sight here on 18. This is what the fourth time they played it.
1:57.0	This is the sixth playoff hole. Hopefully it's the last one, you know. Kramer, my cannon, who knows? Let's talk about other stuff.
2:06.0	Can we talk about Bubba? What happened to Bubba? What happened to Bubba?
2:13.0	I just washed him, just plumb it down the leaderboard. I was getting excited. He was going to win. I was going to get a win if I won it done.
2:21.0	And he just sat and touched it.
2:24.0	Did Hickock just degree? Looks close.
2:28.0	Yeah, all time.
2:29.0	Thank God it's over.
2:30.0	All time up in the cup, honors. Bubba. So he's in the lead. He goes bogey, bogey, bogey, double, bogey.
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