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Welcome to Virtual Reality Church.

Welcome to our Virtual Church.

Is there some type of way for a virtual congregation?

You're not a congregation if you don't congregate.

When you combine this access with the loss of the local,

I become my own confession

and I go around the world wide web listening for echoes

that say back to me what I've already decided to believe.

It's time for Ratchet Radio with Tom Frio.

And no A.

Here we go.

It's the Ratchet Radio Mail called Delivery Bag Q&A Infotainment

nationwide extravaganza featuring your voice mails,

correspondences, communicators, dispatches, memorandums

and message.

Any special message for all the kids watching at home?

What we need right now is a clear message to the people

of this country.

You have 1200 messages.

That is a bit above average.

Now here's your host Todd Freakishly-Toll Frio.

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