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Nobody Panic

How to Quit Your Job

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.8933 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Hate your job? Love your job but still need to quit? Whether you despise your boss or love them so much you desperately don't want to let them down, Stevie and Tessa unpack the route of least tears, otherwise known as the most professional way to quit your job without burning any bridges. 


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Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, hi, it's nobody panic time.

0:17.0

Hello, and welcome to the podcast.

0:20.0

What's this meeting about?

0:22.0

Uh-oh, we're here to break your heart and leave and quit your job.

0:25.6

Yeah, we're going to quit your job. We're going to quit your job.

0:28.0

I'm sorry. We've had quite a few requests for this one.

0:31.0

But it's quite an exciting like dramatic thought isn't it like

0:36.1

and in your head it often for me anyway in my head it involves like an open top

0:41.1

car and I'm wearing a scar like one of those like

0:43.8

very sort of thin scarfs chiffon I want to this chiffon it's tied around my head

0:50.3

it involves a lot of saying like F you and the horse you rode in on. I hate you, I hate this job and I'm

0:57.4

leaving forever and then you know storming out. Yes, that's often not the best

1:02.1

reality.

1:03.0

So yeah, today we're going to be talking about how to quit your job

1:06.0

in a way that is the best way for just your own sanity.

1:10.9

The worst is when you look back and go like, I shouldn't have hired that open top car. It was really expensive.

1:16.7

That was a mistake. I shouldn't have gone through everybody, all the employees and said,

1:20.4

their shit. Like that's not the best way of doing it. If you've never listened to the

1:24.2

podcast before, hello, my name is Stevie, and my good friend here is called Tessa.

1:28.9

Hello? We have to help you and ourselves through things. And at the beginning of each episode,

1:33.7

we like to also just say an adult thing

1:35.5

that we've done each week to make us feel better

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