Hey everybody. Welcome to the Sharp Tongue podcast. I'm your girl Jesse May Paluso. Thank you for being here. Thank you for listening. I appreciate you. This week is going to be a fun recap of everything that I've sort of been through cleaning out my house and traveling and all the crazy stuff that's happening. Airplanes are falling apart. The sky is falling. And I'm here to catch it all and deliver it to you in the form of a podcast that you should be rating five stars.

You see how I slip that in real quick?

I'm going to be coming to you live.

The links aren't up on these websites for the dates that I'm doing.

So I'm waiting for that.

But eventually you'll be able to purchase tickets on my website to see me live.

I'll be in Syracuse, New York, Omaha, Nebraska.

I also have a show for the Netflix is a joke festival in Los Angeles, California, in Hollywood

at the Bourbon Room. That's May 10th, one night only. See me live. A portion of sales for all the

shows that I do will go towards the Alzheimer's Association and Hilarity

for Charity. So make sure you guys check me out. Come see me live. You're supporting me and a good cause.

And speaking of a good cause, this podcast is a good cause. Bring a little entertainment for your ears,

a little joy for your day, whether you're vacuuming or avoiding your family. I hope you enjoy this

week's episode of the Sharp Tongue Podcast with me.

Sharp Tongue Podcast. Beep, beep, beep, beep. You're listening to the Sharp Tongue podcast.

I'm your host, Jesse May. Paluso. It's a personal look. Well, it's not really a look because

it's a podcast. I'm already fucking this up. This is kind It's a personal look. Well, it's not really a look because it's a podcast.

I'm already fucking this up.

This is kind of like a verbal comedy diary.

A deep look into the crevices of my mind.

It's going to get dirty.

You might cry.

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