How to Pass your Theory Test

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Stevie recently passed and has many thoughts. Tessa passed a couple of decades ago before there was an app. If you’ve been putting off booking your theory test because you’re worried about failing, or have it looming in a few weeks, this is the episode for you.

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0:00.0	This test has 50 questions, you need to get 43 correct to pass. You have 57 minutes to do it.
0:18.0	Why not 60 minutes? We will never know.
0:21.0	I feel sick.
0:22.0	Yeah, start test.
0:24.0	Um, welcome to the...
0:25.0	So I've got to tie my hair up. I feel so hot.
0:27.0	That's part of the test.
0:28.0	You've just failed.
0:29.0	Oh God, what?
0:30.0	Because I put tie my hair up.
0:31.0	Yes.
0:32.0	Um, so welcome to Nobody Panic. Each week we do a how-to. I'm Stevie.
0:35.9	Tessa is over there sweating. Today is how to pass your practice theory test because
0:41.7	spoiler a lot bitches are passed yeah boy yes boy
0:46.7	yes boy yes boy I'm really genuinely very excited for you I'm proud I'm really
0:51.6	proud I was very nervous and yeah I'm looking forward to passing on my
0:56.6	pearls to those those people who maybe are thinking I'm not I'm not set up for doing this sort of theory tested. Is it like a school exam? Is it like, oh my gosh, yes, but also there are ways. There are ways.
1:09.5	I'm really, really excited. I realize now you're talking about pearls of wisdom and not just like your
1:14.6	jewelry. Yeah I don't know in pearls. I can't wait to pass on my pearls. I was like gosh. That's part of the
1:19.6	theory test. You don't pass your pearls. You have to work out your inheritance, plan, if they will inherit the
1:24.3	girls. That's between, yeah. Anyway, I'm really, really proud of you. I of course,
1:28.4	you passed with flying colours. No, no, I failed. Right. So, so I, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, we've talked about this. Was it hazard perception? I felt hazard perception and the quiz though. Got it. So, anyway, well done.
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