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🗓️ 13 June 2022
⏱️ 76 minutes
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0:00.0 | We both we're in a car crash and our dog jumped out the window and now we're chasing all though. It's just the crash. Yeah, it just happened. We just crawled out of the vehicle. |
0:07.6 | A lot of preparation there. Hey, what's up? How's it going? Welcome. Hock V. Wolf. We're here. Where are you okay? Just Jason had a lot of a lot of preparation here. Yeah, look, I do a lot of shows. I'm like, you're |
0:37.6 | a driver, mate, come in with one shot of traffic today. I'm somebody crashed on the four or five and it took two hours to go from the tits to this. Oh, that's what that's not that's 20 minutes. Rick Thorn is here. He drove from L.A. I got I got tax almost exactly the same time as from you and him. Like traffic's crazy. Yeah, because I go I speed. So whatever the, the, um, the nav says I go, well, I'll be there 20 minutes before that. I'm screaming. I'm screaming. I'm screaming. I'm screaming. I'm screaming. I'm screaming. I'm screaming. I'm screaming. I'm screaming. I'm screaming. |
1:07.6 | I'm screaming down the freeway and it's like, uh, 15, yeah, 20. And I'm like, wait, why is it going up? I'm doing 100 miles an hour. What are you talking about? And then I go, I set starts to dawn on me because I've been here before. Oh, it's going to be the, it's going to be the tip block where where you get past it and you don't see what caused it. And you're just like, I, I wish that I was like as famous as like Barack Obama so that I could tell everybody, everybody that drives. If you get, if someone's |
1:37.6 | passing you and you're in the fast lane, fuck off. Take a hint. Take a hint. Get the fuck out of the way. Stop looking at your fucking phone. Stop making it hard for everybody to get like this package is that |
1:49.6 | I'm trying to get delivered. Somebody needs a fucking hot transplant. And they might not get it because you're for no, no, I'm walking the fucking fast lane. Stop it. Whoever your parents are, they're pricks. I feel like the mindset is, well, I'm, I am speeding. So I'm in the fast lane. You know what I mean? |
2:06.6 | That in their eyes, like, okay, I'm going beyond the speed limits. If there's no way I'm not defending them. I'm just trying to play doubles out. |
2:12.9 | And I, I'm glad you brought that up because here's my rebuttal to that. Yeah. If there's, if there's nobody on the freeway and you're going 70 in the fast lane. |
2:22.9 | But if many cars on the slower lane past you, it's time for you to move over. Yeah, I agree. My car triggers people. It's like, I could do it. I can have a documentary on the inside. |
2:36.0 | Because of the color. That and because my license plate says, nah mate on the back of it. So when I, so when I slip it in front of you, nah mate, you know, |
2:45.3 | just me. Yeah. And I'm like, to calm down. It's okay for me to pass you. It's not going to, you're going to be okay. I love how they probably, they, they hear it, not |
2:55.8 | showing an accent too. Oh, they saved my way. And my face, you know, when you look at my face in the mirror, I just went nah mate. |
3:02.4 | You got to stay back there because you drive like poopy kakaan. I don't. There was one time I was meeting a couple of friends downtown San Diego. |
3:14.1 | We live in North County. It's, it's a half hour to San Diego. Like sometimes you get there in faster. Yeah. And I just left my house and I put on the nav. |
3:24.3 | And it said, I'm pretty sure it's a two and a half hours. |
3:27.8 | No, I was just thinking that that doesn't, did you look to see if it was walking? Because that's what I'll, no, no, I've seen that. |
3:34.4 | I'm like, it must be day. I went how long would take to walk? That'd be like half a day. But, uh, but I looked and then I go, what the hell's going on? |
3:40.7 | And you can just see there's there's one part of the freeway that's bright, bright red. A plane landed on the freeway in Del Mar. |
3:47.6 | What an entitled prick. |
3:49.2 | Crasher plane. We're trying to get something because I care. I saw it. I think it was before I left. I saw some social media thing. |
3:57.3 | Del Mar and then and then finally I was like, Oh, texted by friends. We're not going downtown. It's not going to happen at all. |
4:04.2 | That's going to be pretty heavy driving down the freeway and then a plane like flies over and lands in. That's like, wow. Get the cameras out. That's exciting. |
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