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That's audible.com slash Wondery UK. Hello and welcome to The Upgrade, the podcast from the team at LifeHacker, where we help you improve your life one week at a time.

I'm Melissa Kirsch, editor-in-chief of LifeHacker.

And I'm Alice Bradley, Lifehacker's deputy editor.

And today we're talking about how not to be a dick.

There's so many different ways to be a dick.

And we've tried to cover as wide a range of dick being as possible.

From being a schoolyard bully to not mowing your lawn, to using straws, and being a dick on the road.

We'll be hearing from a former childhood bully, Jeffrey Zlatnik, and his one-time victim,

Eric Stoyer, about some schoolyard dickishness that took place over 20 years ago.

Michelle also mentioned it was like easily a foot taller than Jeff.

I didn't come home every day and think, wow, I'm such a bully.

I came home every day and thought, I'm cool, I'm great. I'm a tough guy. I'll be chatting to Lifehacker writer Nick Douglas about grass, specifically lawns, asking, do we have to mow them? American lawn culture is kind of new. It really grew in the

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