Oh, hey, look at a bit cluttered. Can't quite see you for all of the mounds of socks that are in front of you.

Me? No, not you.

Oh, not me. Come on in. My home is completely empty of all things. Come on in. Isn't it free?

I was just talking to the third co-host of this podcast that we have who we've never allowed to speak but

they just sit there staring at us and we call them goat man I'm talking about goat man

perhaps you listener I was going to say perhaps the listener. That makes more sense. More sense. Yeah.

Look, welcome to the podcast. This is nobody panic. My name is Stevie Martin. Full names today.

With me is Tessa Coates. To my right is goat man and you'll be listening and you the listener

the sort of proverbial goat men and we are doing so Tessa is decided we're going to do this episode based on an experience Tessa had that I think is one of those things that you go

Oh that'd be so lovely but I wonder what it's like and then you don't actually do it.

Tessa actually went and did it and now we get to find out A what it's like and then you don't actually do it test actually went and did it and now we get to find out

A what it was like B should we do it and C have a laugh it's exactly right what was it it was an orgy

Yes, that's right. right no of course it wasn't it was a Maricondo decluttering

experience I bought it for myself for my birthday which was in September and I had a little

cry on my birthday and I in fact that's a lie I had eight or twelve cries and I thought it was three so that's gone up yeah yeah it was just sort of relentless tears and in one of the cries my was like, what are you crying about?

They're like, well, what did you want for your birth?

What do you actually want?

And I was like, well, I don't want want anything and I was like, well, I mean,

obviously I've got loads of things I want, I want a personal chef, I want to be physically well,

I want a Maricondo to come to my house, like these are my dreams. And I said them, without real thought, they were just right there in the forefront of my mind. What do I want most in the world? A Maricondo experience? My friend went on her phone and then just like,

turn the phone around and was like, there you go. A woman comes to your house and does it. And I was like,

what? It never really occurred to me that like it was an actual service that you could get. The company is called

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