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The Valenti Show

How to Make Sports Great Again

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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How would you change sports?

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0:00.0

David, I would love to hear some of the ticket texters on this, and then we will get to a football today.

0:06.0

3.30, we are going to have some fun with something.

0:09.0

David and Kenny have been in the lab.

0:11.0

And the ridiculousness of the Bowl game system in

0:15.4

2023 where if you don't make the playoff no one plays in your bowl we have to

0:21.1

discern they have a selected list and we have to decide is this game real or fake

0:26.4

Is it a defunct bowl or an active bowl is the location of this bowl what they say

0:32.6

Canny and David are gonna put you and I through the ringer.

0:35.4

We'll do it at 3.30.

0:36.7

Like an example, if you're Georgia and Florida State

0:39.2

and you're facing each other, did you see the coaching press conference? Did you send a grad interns up there?

0:45.0

It was a battle of two coaches of who could be less excited to be there.

0:50.0

No one's playing in that game.

0:52.0

Adam Sandler's running out there is the water. No one's playing in that game.

0:56.6

Adam Sandler's running out there is the water boy. They no one's playing

0:59.2

But we'll do it at 330 David ticket tax Someone says the reason why they fight in the NHO is because it's on ice Mike but the ice the challenge The

1:03.0

I'm in the NHO is because it's on ice, Mike. But the ice, the challenge players would literally kill each other.

1:07.0

Wait a minute, time up, time up. On the ice? Ice is gonna hurt you more than the hardwood.

1:14.0

Ice is going to hurt you more than grass.

1:16.0

You ever fallen on the ice?

1:18.0

Hell a lot different than falling on a bay.

1:20.0

Oh, by the way, you're wearing a butcher knife for a sneaker.

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