How to Make Prison Wine with Trump's pencils

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🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Dive into a chaotic holiday showdown where Opie, Ron the Waiter, and comedian Tony P unleash irreverent rants on everything from allergic Christmas trees and Hanukkah bushes to why microwaving fish at work deserves jail time. Discover Trump’s hilariously bizarre fix for the economy—cut back on pencils and dolls—plus a step-by-step guide to making prison hooch that might just save your next party (or land you in hot water). Get ready for unfiltered laughs, political jabs, and a surprising shoutout to Michael Jordan’s monopoly-busting NASCAR victory that flips the script on racing revenue.

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0:00.0	What a weather.
0:02.5	Oh, my God.
0:03.5	I'm laughing because I started the opi radio podcast,
0:07.9	and Ron is blowing his nose and clearing his throat.
0:11.9	What do you got?
0:13.9	What are you guys?
0:15.1	A real trumpet.
0:16.4	What do you got?
0:17.4	Allergies?
0:18.0	Are you allergic to your, oh, that's right.
0:19.7	You guys don't do the Christmas tree, so you can't be allergic to a christmas tree like i am
0:24.0	you're the only person i've ever known to be allergic to a christmas tree well well it happens ron
0:32.3	you know um honica right around the corner and uh you you guys don't do a Christmas tree.
0:41.3	What are you going to decorate your fern this holiday, Ron?
0:42.6	Is that what's going to happen?
0:43.2	Manora.
0:51.6	You have a Christmas tree and you know what the Jews did to like make the Jewish kids not feel so sad?
0:53.2	Hanukkah Bush.
1:12.7	We have a Hanukkah Bush. Why do you have a bush? They sad. Hanukkah Bush. We have a Hanukkah Bush. We're going to Bush. Why do you have power of Bush? They created the Hanukkah Bush or was it always around? No. Hanukkah Bush is to counterbalance your pagan Christmas tree. Yeah, exactly. Because you knew we were having all the fun. You're like, we can't allow them to have all the fun.
1:14.0	So you're like, you know what?
1:19.2	If we just bring a bush into our house, no one will think we're copying, but we really are copying.
1:26.5	The Christian family across the street is having way too much fun with their Christmas lights and their Santa fucking Christmas Christian crusades.
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