How to Make January Less Sh*t

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Well, here we go again, it's January baby. Grey, miserable, cold, pointless, decorations have to come down, everyone takes up running for one day, resolves to be a completely different person and then gives up. Truly the worst month (sorry to all the Capricorns). But this time Stevie and Tessa are committing wholeheartedly to making January extremely un-shit, and profoundly excellent! Get in losers, we're making this the best month of the year!

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to nobody panic at the depths of Jan Jan, the worst month that ever did month.
0:20.6	Truly sorry if this is your birthday month, but even if it is, you know, you know.
0:26.0	You know. It's not a good one.
0:28.0	And also, it's dry January, so everyone presumes that no one wants to do anything fun either.
0:33.4	So it's like this cycle that is perpetuated that like, oh, January.
0:38.8	Even like in December, I was like, oh, well, let's hang out in like January
0:42.3	because I'm going home and my friends
0:44.2	would be like oh we could but I don't know if anyone's doing anything in January
0:48.5	like stop putting that on January yeah yeah so so much. Poor January.
0:54.0	As ever when you hate something, there's always a root cause and you end up feeling sorry for it.
0:59.0	Yeah, oh wow, all right, wow, what 180, so quick into the episode.
1:03.0	And also, happy new year.
1:05.0	Happy new year!
1:07.0	Happy new year!
1:08.0	How are you doing?
1:10.0	Did you have a new years?
1:11.0	Was it ultimately? Did it happen? Was it ultimately unfruitful and unfulfilling?
1:17.0	Yes, of course it was. Always is. Yeah, it is. It's too much pressure.
1:21.0	You know, the Disney Channel did a good job and I and I tarnish the Disney channel here but I speak for all young adult fiction when I say like it did a good job of being like this is your one chance to be kissed you know?
1:34.4	Oh my god I forgot that element yeah that's what happens when you're in a relationship
1:39.1	for that like you're like yeah I'll probably get a kiss from someone and yeah but God that was most of my life being like and
1:46.3	yet again will somebody kiss me yeah somebody kiss me yeah yeah we've um we've Yes again. We've decided this to kick off the new year. We're going to be doing like a
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